Friday the 16th, the first night away from the security of in-house Peace Corps staff, and the day we arrived at our training host families' houses, I was unlucky enough to succumb to the worst bout of diarrhea I’ve had since my Clostridioides difficile infection in 2019. In fact, it was so bad and so similar that I was afraid I came down with another infection.
Fortunately, it wasn’t that. It was, however, still awful. I’ll
leave most of it to your imagination, but I did narrowly avoid fainting on the
toilet, which I consider an achievement. I proceeded to pass out on the floor of my room and endured a very bad
night. The next morning I had some calls with the Peace Corps medical doctor and ingested a cocktail of over-the-counter diarrhea meds which left me feeling pretty
alright by Sunday evening. I have a new and profound gratitude for immodium, Pepto-bismol,
and rehydration salts.
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A couple of my trainee friends stopped by the morning after my bad night, knowing I had not been feeling great. “How are you feeling?” they asked from the road. I said, laughing: “I feel like [bleep].”
It was our day off, and they planned to go for a small hike to a temple in the neighborhood, escorted by an enthusiastic host brother. Since I was able to hold things in by then, I decided I would try to hike up with them and see how far I got. I barely made it a half mile up the hill before I sat down for a long rest and waved them on. I tried again after a while, and struggled miserably; so, finally, I swallowed my FOMO and took a nap in the dirt.
Some time later an old man walked down the hill. He asked me some questions I didn’t understand and then asked me why I was lagging behind and not with the other foreigners he had seen at the temple. I responded as best I could, pointed to my stomach, and gesticulated emphatically.
He nodded with sympathy. “You know, it’s really not good for you to hike on a full stomach.”